I Have a Suggestion.

Instead of sending prank gifts to the Oregon Militia, calculate how much your prank would cost and donate it to a charity or association that benefits people with costly medical issues. Make it one that normally doesn't get much press (National Kidney Foundation, etc.).

As such donations can be done in another person's name (as a gift to them, in memoriam, etc.), do it in the name of "Oregon Militia." Then, when you get the card commemorating your gift, send it to the address below.

Because, while spending money on lube for their sex toys is funny, spending that much to help save lives - and letting them know you did that instead of sending them creature comforts - is even funnier.

Link to get a National Kidney Foundation gift card (for example)
(you can scroll down to enter any amount desired)


The occupiers' mailing address:

Malheur National Wildlife Refuge
36391 Sodhouse Ln
ATTN Oregon Occupiers
Princeton
OR
97721

--Coyote.